asian:

OH MY GOD

WOW

lizards don’t give a FUCK about the economy

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

trulyprada:

i need about 100000000000000000$ for new clothes

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

dontwanna-dancealone:

king-emare:

bnycolew:

scrapes:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

guys i keep watching this and D Y IN G

Where the hell is this from

kim n kanye LMAOOOO

OMG THEY ALMOST HIT AZEALIA BANKS!

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

officialwhitegirls:

people born in december 1999 be like i miss the 90’s 

ridge:

ME

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